Friday, May 3, 2013

Oh, another one?!

Oh, I see....those two lines on there O.o

So, I know I have not blogged in about a month maybe. Could be longer. I have no idea. Half my brain has gone out of the window and so has my postpartum body. But hey, that's cool when you are a day away from 13 weeks pregnant, the second time in under two years.

So, I finally announced on Facebook about my second (albeit, surprising) pregnancy. So, I guess that cat is out of the bag. Birth control is NOT 100% everyone. It just isn't. So there.

So I guess you might want to know how I found out. Or you might not. But I am going to tell you anyway. 

It was February twenty sixth, and I had eaten some spaghetti for dinner.

When I think of spaghetti, I think of Kevin from The Office episode where they are different races.



 I make killer spaghetti, with some of that Prego sauce. (haha, oh, the irony. I think..) After Isaac had gone to bed and me and Nathan were winding down with some good television, I had bad indigestion. Out of nowhere. I never get indigestion other than when I am pregnant. You know, that one time I was. I don't know why but somewhere in my brain, a switch went off and I just knew I had to get a test. Auntie F was due around the twenty eighth, and I was not breaking out like usual, I was not climbing the walls with anxiety like usual, and there was no constant throwing of pottery and mugs at Nathan's head the week before. 

So, a quick run to the 24/7 CVS down the road, and I found myself dipping the test into a clean baby food jar fifteen minutes later. (we threw the jar away after, you freaks) And, I kid you not ladies and that one weird man that reads this blog, the second line appeared in about thirty seconds. 

Well, I had no idea what to do. I mean, Isaac was only almost a year at this point. My mind instantly went to ruptured uteruses and exploding placentas and any other extremely unlikely thing to happen during a second pregnancy so close to the first. So, I calmed down (on the outside) and casually laid the test down next to Nathan's arm and just sat on the couch. 

His reaction was as follows.



So, dear people. That is how we found out. A little indigestion can go a long way. In this case, nine months, which it better not this time. I mean it, baby number two!